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When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says, "You were so cute! What happened?"
When you and your friend are in a boring class, and someone says something that reminds you both of one of your inside jokes.
When he’s had a bad day, he’ll tell me to ask him how his day was. When I (invariably) do, he interrupts me, shouting “DON’T ASK!!”When I mention that someone’s deaf or heard of hearing, he says “Pardon?”When someone drops a few small
When someone says, “Your photography is soooo good. Would you shoot me for free?”
Internalized transphobia? LOL, because guess what, context matters you idiot, when someone say something to hurt you is different when is done in a joking or friendly matter, its like feminist say to women that like being catcalled, that they have interna
sarkos: Obviously, I’m not linking to the article, because when I step in dog shit, I don’t turn to someone and say “You gotta try this“, but also because the joke tells itself
adorability: I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with
12cav: gemini–king: weavemama: you know misogyny is real and alive when men start making jokes about KILLING women for not wearing makeup. Why would you even say something like that… you must be really fucking sick if you think threatening someone’s
When someone says a joke thats not even funny
mabinatittyyy:Being called ugly and fat when you’re younger really affects you later in life. Anytime someone tells you you’re attractive your heart drops waiting for them to say they were just joking or following it up with a hurtful comment.
left-reminders: ms-demeanor: sarkos: Obviously, I’m not linking to the article, because when I step in dog shit, I don’t turn to someone and say “You gotta try this“, but also because the joke tells itself I feel like this could be comprehensively
adorability:I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just
zaccharine: eggcats: i’m not joking when i say that playing this waluigi dating sim is the best thing i’ve probably ever done in my entire life WHERE CAN I PLAY THIS SOMEONE LINK ME PLEASE
jaclcfrost: you know when someone asks you a general question like “how are you” or jokingly says something like “do you ever even sleep” and there’s that split-second moment where you consider actually telling them things like whether they’re
socratse: when someone jokingly says “no one likes you” but you have bpd I have to say this now. I’ve had people telling me on NRO’s #main that yeah I’m hated after I said a monster didn’t like me due to not dropping a card.
When someone doesn't laugh at your joke just say
speaking of The Lion King, that bit at the end of “The Answer” when Rose says “Welcome to Earth” and she and Pearl grin at Garnet kinda reminds me of the bit in The Lion King when Simba says he can’t go back home and Timon says “Ah, you’re
also noah fence but do people not realize that there are game modes outside of comp bc i lit had someone say to me when i recently started playing comp and was only in gold go “almost level 600 and still in gold.” like okay first of all, binch, i
The moment when someone says a bad joke about you...
funyuns-n-coffee: popculturediedin2009: Harry Whittington apologizes for being shot by Dick Cheney, February 2006 Young people think we’re joking when we say that someone literally apologized to the Vice-President for getting shot in the face by him
dirkstridersbraces: WHAT PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN ANYTHING IS WHEN YOU TRY TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST SOMEONE WHO JOKES ABOUT RAPE AND THEY SAY “oh why are you getting upset? ha were you raped or something?” NO I WASNT RAPED RAPE ISNT FUNNY AND RAPE JOKES
in-over-myhead: When ur cuddling with someone and they jokingly say “leave” and since ur a little smart ass you say “okay” and start to get up but then they say “no!” and pull u in closer I love that shit
emkaymlp: tumblr is all for anti-bullying except when someone is straight/white/male/heteroexcept when someone insults your otp or fandomexcept when someone doesnt understand a joke or sarcasmexcept when someone mistakenly says something offensiveexcept
dragongirltum:there is something deeply funny to me about jokes
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: thatdiabolicalfeminist: Saying “it’s just a joke!!” about bigotry is so ridiculous. How many of us had schoolyard bullies who thought tormenting us was hilarious? Who made jokes at our expense? Since when does cruelty
winifredfarnsworth: When you’re having dinner with your kids and your husband and someone says something funny or your dying laughing because your three-year-old made a joke, it doesn’t matter what else is going on. That’s real happiness. -Gwyneth
megandmrbig: So when someone says they like all the things about me that I’m self conscious about, I always wait for the other shoe to drop. To find out that’s it’s all been some horrible joke at my expense :( And this
frenchinhalechanelxoxo: This is so true, it’s not what you say it’s how you say it & when you’re texting you don’t get to see or hear the emotion behind the words so you take it the wrong way like when someone is joking but you on the other
dicksandgraysons: what if hannibal kills 2 people named rose and mary and has a dinner party thing and when someone compliments his food and asks for his secret he just says “rosemary" and smirks to congratulate himself on another inside joke
Here’s a neat, bilingual, crap joke of the day. Ever notice when people say, “Me cago en la mierda!”What they’re really saying is, “I’ll shit on the/your shit.”Try saying that out loud to insult someone with a serious face. “Get the
Alright but let me explain something, when someone says something sarcastically to me and it is something that if not being joked about would be highly offensive, I still take it as offensive. My boyfriend is extremely sarcastic and every now and then